Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor
❝ I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon. ❞
LEAVING TO DEFEND THESIS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED